Woodland Burials – They Turn Dead People Into Trees!


I always thought it would be cool to be sent off on a burning boat when I die.

But here’s another creative way to handle your remains. Get turned into a tree!

Cemeteries are just one example of humanity’s proficiency for wasting space.

Entire landscapes are ruined so people can preserve their dead corpses in metal boxes.

Imagine if you replaced cemeteries with forests and how much better that would be for the planet.

Also imagine all the new horror movies that could be made: “Night of the Living Trees.”

Check Out Woodland Burials – the place that turns people into trees.

2 responses

  1. “Night Of The Living Trees!!!” That sounds okay to me 🙂

    That photo is beautiful… downright mystical! I wish I was there sitting on that bench right now… listening to some classic Uriah Heep… “Easy Livin'” \m/\m/

    From the bits and pieces that I gather… cemeteries around the country are running out of space now. Many churches don’t have the $$ to buy more land for them. I’ve come across many very OLD and forgotten cemeteries in my day… just by walking through some dense woods. It’s kinda creepy. 😮

    I’d like to have my dead remains dropped off into outer space… then I could float off to another distant galaxy and be brought back to life by alien scientists. Whoa.

    September 13, 2013 at 4:42 pm

  2. Cremation in space, that would be awesome! We’re all made of stars anyways when you think about it.

    September 13, 2013 at 4:49 pm

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