Petition For Gwar to Play Half Time at Super Bowl
It’s time for our alien overlords to conquer a much loved American Tradition.
It’s not enough to see men in tightly clad spandex throwing around a pig’s flesh.
No, we must have blood, guts and space jizz as far as the eye can see.
You can make this a reality. Yes we can. Let’s send Gwar to the super bowl!
Now Enjoy “Metal Metal Land” where everything is loud and fast, metal up your fucking ass!
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