Archive for February, 2012

Ancient Celtic Law

Old Brehon Laws

1. Uphold high moral standards.

2. Think of all life as sacred.

3. Be prepared to compensate for your actions.

4. Honor all life as sacred.

5. Serve your community.

6. Make your living honestly.

7. Maintain a healthy spiritual and mundane balance.

8. Care for your body and maintain good health. (In ancient times a person could be fined for being grossly overweight due to lack of care.)

9. Maintain truth in your speech.

10. Do not make false accusations, or accusations you are not totally certain of.

11. Be a good host and a good guest.

Sylosis: Death Metal With a Spiritual Vision

“It’s said the future’s written in the skies
The stars align
Planets collide
Shadows inherit the Earth
Denounce this shallow faith
I have seen through the veil
I espouse this call to arms
Of the Empyreal paradigm”

Not only do they have a great vision, but these guys have incredible talent. The vocalist succeeds in combining clean vocals with high and low growls. Many times when vocalists try to do this it sounds weird, but this guy is a natural!

The guitarist has a great thrash and death style and well placed solos.

Sylosis, you made my day. Like the name of your new album, I’d go to The Edge of The Earth for you!

Get Out of My Sex Life Before I Throw You Out

So, the other day I was having some phenomenal sex when I heard a noise outside of my window. When I got up to see what it was, lo and behold it was the religious right! Ah fuck, not this shit again! They’re worse than bed bugs, I swear.

They were enjoying invading my sex life so much that they even brought some popcorn to the occasion and Uncle Sam along side them.

They could be off doing something important with all their power and influence – like dealing with the economy, the war in Afghanistan, the coming energy crisis, world hunger, you know…IMPORTANT THINGS!

So why are they here ladies?

Why are these religious scum bags so interested in switching the national debate to our sex lives?

Here’s the answer:

These guys are lame performers, about as lame as their limp dicks they can’t get up anyways.

Their own sex lives are so boring – or I should say non existent – that they have to come and rain shit on the party for everyone.

Their performance as rulers is just about as lame as their performance in the bedroom. Rome is an empire that lasted almost a thousand years. Yet after the Christian Fundamentalists took power, the whole system collapsed in less than 80 years.

Along with burning the Library of Alexandria, they also castrated the penis’s off of the statues of Roman Gods. This shit is so crazy that you can’t make it up. Did they have penis envy?

These Wackos released a mad house of terrors unprecedented in the Pagan World, a cultural castration in the deepest sense of the word.

Their lame performance didn’t stop with the destruction of Rome. The Christian Right destroyed every system they came across. Under their rule, most of Western Europe remained in a Dark Age of ignorance, violence, and disease for about a thousand years: Witch hunts, mass extermination of the Jews, inquisitions, these were all par for the course under Christian Domination.

In 1900, Christian Evangelicals had spread their reach to the rest of the world. Were the results a heaven on Earth? No, more like two world wars, a holocaust, and a whole sale slaughter of natural life on the planet.

Are we going to let these assholes run the show any longer ladies? Are we going to let these limp dicks tell us what we can and cannot do with our bodies and sex lives?

Fuck No!

We need to tell these guys that the peep show is over. We need to put on our steel toed boots, and kick these guys out of our bedrooms by the balls.

The religious right thought that they threw The Goddess out of her temple long ago, but little do they know that she is making a come back, and she is not happy about the mess that these guys have created. She’s going to have to strap on a hard dildo of retribution and fuck these guys up the ass, like so many people they’ve fucked throughout the ages.

Based on the fact that National Head of the Evangelical Association had a dick up his ass and liked it last year, these guys will probably cum all over the floor and beg the Goddess for more.

The Daily Grind

Everyone has those days when they get overwhelmed

Overwhelmed by the stress of the daily grind

You had a fight with a lover

You have a soul crushing job

You’re tired of being trapped at a desk and breathing the same recycled air

You work in customer service and have to wear a shit eating grin to people you don’t like

Going out and emerging yourself in nature

If there is any around you

Walking on a forest path

Looking up at an eagle overhead

Gazing over a pond that reflects the sky

Reminds you that your life and your problems are just a small part of a complex system

That there is a world billions of years old all around you

And that the problems you stress yourself about

Will disappear like a drop of water in the stream of time.

Ancient Values

The backing song is “Vo Moiom Sadochke” by the Russian Metal band Arkona

I created this video to explain what is meant by “Ancient Values.”

Living in nature taught our ancestors many lessons.

Lessons about strength and survival.

Ancient Values revering courage, truth and beauty come from a day to day existence with Nature.

World Peace

With current peace keeping efforts around the world, soon enough there will be no one left to make a sound.

American Values

Blood. The currency of the 21st century.

If God is using America to spread values of Christianity and Democracy around the globe…

Is this one of God’s Angels?

Christian Values: Bringing you rape, genocide, murder, torture, and holy war since 395 AD

Which one of these has fucked more people over?